#they have nice banter

[arcades-n-academia]

[ratatatastic]

more shenanigans from the vanha kauppahalli date!!! i.e how quickly can maffhew offend an entire nation and getting deported because he somehow manages to butcher everything

man who desperately seeks approval and very wary to not offend his husband's teammates language he needs to excel at this and not make a fool of himself (spoiler alert he makes a fool of himself anyways)

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Custody Battle: START

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[thorinoakenbutt]

Spoilers for post-Emmrich's companion quest but I think it's hilarious that he keeps Hezenkoss's skull in his room afterwards and people go in there to talk to her

She HATES most of them, it's so funny

Taash going in to ask "are you still a corpse if you're just a skull", Manfred going in to yell at her, Bellara getting permission from Emmrich to go ask about magic stuff and THAT being the only one that Hezenkoss engages with

I also love how she is completely unrepentant and even tries to get Emmrich to loosen the wards placed on her so she can try to see if she can cast new spells again. Also her hubris! And the fact that he's still trying to encourage her to repent lmao. I walked in to one banter yesterday where she was like "why should I?? Nevarra could rule the world and other shores with our necromancers!" and when Emmrich asked if she would have them become a new Tevinter, she's just like "well I think we would do it better"

She's so unhinged. I love her. Caspar would be so concerned that she's watching whenever he goes to spend time with Emmrich but he'd also go pester her about him. "What was he like when he was younger?" "Do you have any embarrassing stories about him?"

[forcedhesitation]

astarion origin playthrough worth it just for all the extra moments where he does the "sad wet cat" face

[recurring-polynya]

He's like when your dog sees you're sad and bonks you with his big square head to make you feel better.

[quikyu]

I think I’ve become jaded to twitter likes. I get 3 thousand likes on a post and I’m like “ok”

But then I look on my 150 note post on tumblr dot com, and see someone keysmash in the tags of their reblog, and I go “Yippeeee!! 🥹”

[mintjeru]

i am neither easy nor immune o(-(

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my shop is open!!

[what-is-it-to-be-pk-esque]

Ok I know I'm heavily biased here but like I kinda love that Astarion's romance is one of the few in this type of video game where you basically end up canonically unmarried and childfree in his "good" ending? Just travelling the world??

Like it's honestly the millennial dream lmfaoo cannot believe i chose what would undoubtedly be my favorite option, first try

[soupandsorcery]

Harding: "So...you and Viago clearly know each other pretty well."

Nico: "He's my older brother. Technically."

Harding: "Oh wow. That explains the, you know, tension."

Nico: "Does it?"

Harding: "Sure. Family stuff can get weird. Probably even weirder when you're a family of assassins, huh?"

Nico: "I guess so. Mostly he's just mad that Teia is my favorite."

Harding: "And now Lucanis too, right? I've seen how you look at him."

Nico: "We're just not going to mention that to Viago, okay? One problem at a time where my big brother is concerned."

[fictionadventurer]

My desire to support a Biblical sitcom done in a respectful way vs. my hatred of the mockumentary style, FIGHT!

[petrichormore]

I think today’s encounter with Ron could be a hallucination but the only thing that makes me hesitate to agree is Ron’s info on the federation. Info that we as an audience know is probably accurate but that q!Bad would have no actual way of knowing. He can’t hallucinate new information. Also, said information was exactly what he didn’t want to hear. If he was hallucinating a fantasy world where he didn’t accidentally kill/eat Ron, it doesn’t make a whole lot of sense to me for his brain to include made-up federation info that actively upsets him. If it was a scary, negative hallucination maybe - it wasn’t though. Buuuut you never know I suppose. Either way I’ll enjoy it.

[cuerue]

i usually like doing this but i regret getting companions together atm

i must’ve gotten like 15 banters about taash/harding and lucanis/neve each at this point but only one for rook/davrin….

[ratatatastic]

worlds most annoying dpair continue to prove theyre terribly annoying [successfully defends against sasha] "HAha!! HahaHAA!!! WOOHOOHOOOO!!" "good job bobby!" "look we have tons of salt [points stick at the bench suggesting erod needs to wake up]"

[moeblob]

There was a post I saw about someone who mutually ghosted a guy after a date and kept matching with him and they're not interested but it's the longest "relationship" the person had been in at that point and I'm like. Karen would mutually ghost someone.

She doesn't really tell Brent/Right/Evelyn/Chris his name (he has a double first name, Patrick is not his last name) and just refers to him as "My Guy". Like "Ah damn, My Guy matched again. End my suffering." And when she tries to explain it to Right who does NOT understand how it's different, her logical answer is "it's my God given right to ghost a polite man!"

Also I just imagine her confiding in Paul about Rick and he's like "is his name Patrick" and she's like "kinda". And after that, Paul calls him "Pattycakes" cause he's never even seen the guy so why not give him a funny little nickname. He's allowed to do so at this point probably.

[emry-stars-art]

Also while I'm here:

YES you can call me Emry as casually as you like, we are FRIENDS now and I will do my best to get your names (just pls stay respectful, I've been extremely lucky to only have wonderful people in my anons)

And I will take any honorific or descriptor you think fits/is funny, I've been called miss emry and I've been called mr stars and I did a happy little laugh at both

I don't offend easily at all and i love talking to you all, so in case you've been wondering about approaching me: here u go, please do 💕